Revenge of the minivan

Christmas tree strapped to top of minivan count today: 9
Now do you really think a tree can survive a month after being cut down? Ever heard of the term "dry tinder?"

Here's an ingredient list for a popular camping firestarter log: wax, pine pitch, sawdust

Here's the ingredient list for your tree: pine-pitch, dried needles (practically sawdust), dried branches. Add that 1000watts of airplane-landing brightness of lights to your tree and you've got yourself a regular-old bonfire waiting to happen :) Go you!!

Today was a relatively boring, uneventful day. Yes, I will set up your computer for you. Hey, did you also know your wireless router is insecurely broadcasting your internet to all your apartment neighbors? Yeah, you're running a hotspot here. Hey, look at this list of people...8 to be exact...who are using your internet. How'd you like me to fix that for you?

Oh, might want to change your banking pin, credit card password, etc...and I think you bought a new computer for nothing. Your old computer was spontaneously printing things because your printer was shared and someone unwittingly, or intentionally, added your shared printer to their computer over your wireless internet. When they hit print, bang, it comes out on your printer.

Sigh...

Apparently we have a "winter weather advisory" in effect for tomorrow AM. Freezing rain or something. Winnar! This should be interesting, I have two morning appointments.