How to boil water

Step 1: Open all cabinets and stare blankly at the empty shelves
Step 2: Proceed back into the living room to surf the net a bit more
Step 3: Repeat step one, this time with hands on hips
Step 4: Ok, too hungry to keep staring. Settle on ramen noodle lunch
Step 5: Boil water

That's usually how my lunch goes, when I actually remember to eat it.